‘I Don’t Know Where I’m Playing Next Year’ says KD While Covering Up Knicks Apparel

by Alex Poletti

In a press conference Thursday, Warriors forward Kevin Durant repeatedly stated that he had not yet made up his mind about where he will play next year, all while hiding his various Knicks items from the press.

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Prospect Bobby Witt Jr. Aims to Follow Father’s Footsteps as First Round Pick, Underwhelming Major League Player

by Alex Poletti

With the Major League Baseball draft just weeks away, eyes have turned to the young prospects that may be taken with the first overall pick, such as Texas prep shortstop Bobby Witt Jr., who hopes to blossom into a player like his father, Rangers pitcher Bobby Witt, a below average player.

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D’Antoni Wants to Coach At Least Three More Unsuccessful Playoff Runs Before Retiring

by Alex Poletti

As the final year of his contract with the Houston Rockets comes to a close, two-time NBA Coach of the Year Mike D’Antoni made it clear that he intends to helm the team through at least three more unsuccessful playoff runs.

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Kentucky Derby Winner Country House to Sit Preakness, Ponder What He’s Running Away From

by Alex Poletti

After a controversial win at the Kentucky Derby, victor Country House has decided to sit out the Preakness Stakes in order to take a journey of self discovery.

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Trail Blazers Reveal Plan for Seth Curry to Tell Mom if Steph Beats Him Too Badly

by Alex Poletti

In a press conference after Thursday’s loss to the Golden State Warriors in the Western Conference Finals, Portland head coach Terry Stotts unveiled his plan to defend against two-time MVP Steph Curry by having his younger brother, Trail Blazers guard Seth Curry, tell their mom Steph is beating him up.

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