The Second String is the only website on the internet dedicated to providing sports fans with news that is incredibly biased and completely inaccurate. Striving to do something at which every other media outlet is too skilled to admit, our goal is to mislead, misinform, and entertain with our terrible reporting.

When two lifelong friends realized their tendency to make fun of current sports events, the duo decided to take their talents where they were not needed: the internet. Now, The Second String has thousands of daily readers across the United States, many of whom we assume are real people and not just catfish. The site is based out of Los Angeles, St. Paul, MN, and Carmel, CA.

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