According to exclusive reports, the metal trash cans with which all MLB dugouts are equipped have been removed from the visiting Astros dugout this year right before the Houston players arrive, causing difficulty for the ‘Stros in their cheating endeavors. Continue reading “Houston Astros Experiencing Difficulties Cheating After Trash Can Confiscation”
The San Francisco Giants, concerned that they still don’t have enough talent in their outfield for their hoped-for playoff run, added talented outfielders Chris and Roya Rice to their roster Monday.
Continue reading “Giants Bolster Roster With Addition of Dad and Baby”
The 2019 Giants started the year looking like pathetic geezers who should be playing bocce ball at a retirement home rather than roaming the spacious environs of Oracle Park.
Continue reading “Giants Go on Hot Streak After Finally Learning Rules of Baseball”
Locked in a scoreless pitchers’ duel, the New York Mets seemed primed to head to the 11th inning as Pablo Sandoval’s routine two-out fly ball floated toward Dominic Smith’s waiting mitt. Only, when the ball arrived, Smith’s glove, and notably, his entire body, had disappeared.
Continue reading “Recent Disappearance of Mets Outfielder Caps Month of Strange Things Across MLB”
