Another setback arose for the now-retired All-Star shortstop Troy Tulowtizki on Sunday, as he re-tore his ACL on his first day as a Volunteer Assistant Coach for the Texas Longhorns. According to sources on site, the injury occurred while Tulowitzki was hitting grounders during an infield practice.
Just hearing that he had been shipped up the Ohio River to Cleveland, Reds right fielder Yasiel Puig and his teammates decided to participate in one last bench-clearing brawl for old times’ sake.
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The San Francisco Giants, concerned that they still don’t have enough talent in their outfield for their hoped-for playoff run, added talented outfielders Chris and Roya Rice to their roster Monday.
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In a move that confused many in professional baseball, the New York Mets traded two minor league arms for Toronto Blue Jays starter Marcus Stroman, despite the fact that they sit in fourth place in their division and are in no position to compete. Majority owner Fred Wilpon explains to The Second String that the Mets know they aren’t in it this year, but they don’t want to break freshman GM Brodie Van Wagenen’s heart.
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Adding fire to the growing rumors that the official MLB baseballs have been altered to produce more offense, Indians shortstop Francisco Lindor hit an astonishing no-handed home run without a bat. Critics say this is irrefutable evidence that commissioner Rob Manfred is juicing balls.
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The 2019 Giants started the year looking like pathetic geezers who should be playing bocce ball at a retirement home rather than roaming the spacious environs of Oracle Park.
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As the calendar creeps towards July 31, the baseball world remains anxious about who will end up on what team for the remainder of the season. However, with less than a week until the trade deadline, no significant moves have been made, most likely due to the continuing mexican standoff between three general managers.
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