Category: Football

NFL Won’t Discipline Tyreek Hill, Still Too Busy with Colin Kaepernick

by Alex Poletti

After a four month investigation, the NFL could not conclude whether Kansas City Chiefs wide receiver Tyreek Hill violated the league’s personal conduct policy, so he will not be disciplined. In reaching their decision, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell states the league is too busy to reach a conclusion, mainly because they are still spending so much time shitting on Colin Kaepernick.

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Jalen Hurts Yet to Be Named Starting QB, Coaches Wary to Ruin Reputation as Best Backup

by Alex Poletti

Jalen Hurts’ transfer to Oklahoma has been one of the top stories at Big 12 media days this week in Arlington, Texas. With the former Alabama quarterback on the squad, the Sooners hope to maintain the record-setting offensive production of last year’s Kyler Murray-led team. However, head coach Lincoln Riley has yet to name Hurts as the starting quarterback, saying he doesn’t want to ruin the 20-year-old’s reputation as the NCAA’s premier backup.

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O.J. Simpson Chooses Fantasy Football Team Based on Character; Selects Kareem Hunt, Tyreek Hill First

by Alex Poletti

Always an overachiever, 1968 Heisman Winner and guy who isn’t notable for anything else O.J. Simpson has already started assembling his fantasy football squad. While talent certainly enters into his decision, the Juice made it clear on his Twitter account that character was the determining factor in who he took. That’s how his first picks ended up being Kareem Hunt and Tyreek Hill.

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Daniel Jones Quickly Learning About Inaccurate Passing, Bad Decision Making from Eli Manning

by Alex Poletti

Taking advice from his mentor Eli Manning in minicamp, sixth-overall draft pick Daniel Jones has already significantly improved his ability to throw the ball inaccurately and make poor decisions on the gridiron.

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In Extraordinary Show of Leadership, Ben Roethlisberger Eats Entire Box of Krispy Kreme By Himself

by Alex Poletti

To show Steelers management and the world that he is truly one of the NFL’s greatest team leaders, quarterback Ben Roethlisberger took it upon himself to eat an entire dozen Krispy Kreme donuts without help from teammates or friends on Friday.

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