Category: Miscellaneous

Nadal, Federer, Djokovic Join Forces to Become First Tennis Super-Team

by Alex Poletti

As the Wimbledon Men’s final four draws closer, it is no surprise that the big three of Tennis, Rafael Nadal, Roger Federer and Novak Djokovic, find themselves in the hunt. Tired of competing against each other, the formidable troi has decided to play together and create the first Tennis super team.

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Democratic Debate to Be Held in Style of WWE Super Slam

by Alex Poletti

After disappointing viewership for the first night of the 2019 Democratic Debate, MSNBC has decided to change its tactics by presenting its second debate as a WWE event, in which all ten of the candidates will square off in the ring while shouting about issues such as healthcare and immigration.

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Golf-enthusiast Husband Finally Ready for that Pebble Beach Vacation

by Alex Poletti

After years of convincing him that the Monterey Peninsula would be the perfect spot for a romantic weekend getaway, your husband has finally acquiesced and admitted that a few days there could be nice, coincidentally changing his stance as the US Open approaches.

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Kentucky Derby Winner Country House to Sit Preakness, Ponder What He’s Running Away From

by Alex Poletti

After a controversial win at the Kentucky Derby, victor Country House has decided to sit out the Preakness Stakes in order to take a journey of self discovery.

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Kentucky Derby Favorite “Omaha Beach” Scratched From Field, Still Expected to Be Glue of Horse Racing

by Alex Poletti

After winning the Arkansas Derby and Rebel Stakes earlier this year, Kentucky Derby favorite Omaha Beach was scratched with a breathing issue on Wednesday. Trainer Richard Mandella has promised that Omaha Beach will still be instrumental in the world of horse racing going forward.

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Vintage Tiger Performance Almost Makes Us Forget Years of Marital Trouble, Questionable Behavior

by Alex Poletti

In a masterful performance en route to the 2019 Masters title, Tiger Woods reminded us of days of yore, when he graced the covers of Wheaties boxes and was championed as a positive role model for people of color. The nostalgia has been so strong that we’ve almost forgot about his run with prostitution and DUIs among other nefarious endeavors.

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