Tag: Antonio Brown

Steelers Fan Tragically Reaches Antonio Brown Stage of Cancer Diagnosis

by Alex Poletti

Lifelong Steelers fan Preston McGaghie received some heartbreaking news this week when his doctor confirmed that his Kidney Cancer had reached the dreaded Antonio Brown stage. Given the trajectory of the player after whom this stage is named, it isn’t likely that McGaghie will “be in the league” much longer.

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Antonio Brown’s Defense in Civil Suit Just Receiving Stats

by Alex Poletti

In the first leak from wide receiver Antonio Brown’s legal team, the public received news that the defense in Brown’s civil suit consists entirely of his receiving numbers over the course of his NFL career. According to documents sent to The Second String, Brown has neither pled guilty or not guilty; he’s just pled that he’s good at football.

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Antonio Brown’s Ghost Still Raiders’ Best Receiver

by Alex Poletti

In a move that nobody and everybody saw coming at the same time, the Oakland Raiders released star wideout Antonio Brown. Oakland has gotten little sympathy around the league, given the Raiders knew what they were getting into when they traded for the notorious diva. Despite the massive hole left in the offense, the Raiders will still feel Brown’s presence, as his ghost is still the best receiver on the team.

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Antonio Brown Rips Up Old Friendship Bracelet from Ben Roesthlisberger

by Alex Poletti

Antonio Brown just put kerosene on the feud fire with his former teammate Ben Roethlisberger by claiming the two were never friends after the Pittsburgh Steeler hypothesized calling Brown out after a week-12 interception ruined their friendship. To prove that they are not friends and never were, Brown ripped up a handmade friendship bracelet given to him by the six-time Pro-Bowler.

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Antonio Brown Will Holdout Until NFL Lets Him Wear Commemorative ‘Rugrats’ Helmet

by Alex Poletti

In another move typical of the diva’s dramatic flare, Oakland wideout Antonio Brown announced that he will not play a game in the NFL until they let him wear his 100th episode-commemorative “Rugrats” helmet during the season.

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