Tag: Baltimore Orioles

In Fist Fight with Manager, Chris Davis Unsurprisingly Swings and Misses

by Alex Poletti

Tensions were high in the Baltimore dugout, as former MVP candidate and current wash-up Chris Davis exchanged fisticuffs with manager Brandon Hyde. Neither person sustained injuries as a result of the fight; Davis remained uninjured because his manager never threw a punch, while Hyde stayed clean because Davis, true to form, swung and missed.

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Adley Rutschman Rushes to Become Oklahoma QB After Realizing He Was Drafted By Orioles

by Alex Poletti

While most players and families would celebrate ecstatically after being selected with the first overall pick in the MLB draft, Oregon State catcher Adley Rutschman frantically looked for his phone as he attempted to transfer to the University of Oklahoma to become a quarterback in an effort to avoid playing for the Baltimore Orioles.

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