Tag: Brooklyn Nets

Kyrie Irving Elected VP of Players’ Union: Petitions to Make Balls Flat to Mirror Shape of Earth

by Alex Poletti
Photo by Brad Penner

Brooklyn Nets guard Kyrie Irving was elected as the vice president of the National Basketball Players Association, replacing Pau Gasol after his three-year term expired. Irving went straight to work following the election, proposing to replace balls with frisbees in order to better replicate the shape of the Earth. Continue reading “Kyrie Irving Elected VP of Players’ Union: Petitions to Make Balls Flat to Mirror Shape of Earth”

Kevin Durant Wages Twitter War Against Stray Cat Who Looked at Him Wrong

by Alex Poletti
Photo by Nicole Sweeta / USA TODAY Sports

With an entire year with nothing to do but tweet as his team struggles around him, Brooklyn Nets superstar Kevin Durant has waged a Twitter war against a stray cat in his neighborhood who looked at him the wrong way.

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Kevin Durant to Don No. 7 in Brooklyn, Representing How Many Games He’ll Play Next Year

by Alex Poletti

In the first photo shoot with free-agent acquisition Kevin Durant, Brooklyn Nets fans were treated to a surprise, as the All-NBA forward traded in his iconic jersey no. 35, for a sleek no. 7. In an exclusive interview with The Second String, the NBA champ explains that the number represents how many games he expects to play with the Nets in 2020.

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Public Should’ve Seen Brooklyn Signing Coming After 2017 Photos of Kevin Durant in Beanie, Non-Prescription Glasses

by Alex Poletti

As the shock of the Nets-Kevin Durant signing begins to fade, analysts now realize that the signing was inevitable, given the increasing percentage of hipster mannerisms and apparel choices over the past few years.

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