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John Elway Thinks Noah Fant a QB, Mistaking Inability to Throw Football as Top-Tier Quarterback Ability

by Alex Poletti

A source in the Denver Broncos front office has told The Second String that John Elway believes first round pick Noah Fant is a quarterback, despite him running the combine and being officially listed as a tight end.

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Kyler Murray, Skip Bayless to Co-Host Gatsby-Themed Cocktail Party

by Alex Poletti

Just hours after being drafted first overall by the Arizona Cardinals in the 2019 NFL Draft, Kyler Murray has made another exciting announcement: he will co-host a party with sports journalist Skip Bayless inspired by their favorite book/movie, “The Great Gatsby.”

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In Outlandish Gaffe, Cardinals Draft Punter Murray Kyler By Mistake

by Alex Poletti

With the first overall pick in the 2019 NFL draft, the Cardinals could do no wrong. Nick Bosa, Clelin Ferrell and Heisman winner Kyler Murray available, so it seemed like they couldn’t mess this up. In true Arizona fashion, however, they did.

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Cardinals to Face Themselves, Disappointed Families Twice in 2019-20 NFL Season

by Alex Poletti

The announcement of the NFL schedule for the upcoming season has been the talk of the football world for the past few days, with no schedule as surprising as the Arizona Cardinals, who must face themselves and their families in weeks 13 and 17 after a year’s worth of failure.

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Cardinals Hire VHS Tape of “Remember the Titans” as New Offensive Coordinator

by Alex Poletti
The Arizona Cardinals shocked the football world by signing a VHS Tape of “Remember the Titans” as their new offensive coordinator on Sunday. A joint announcement was made by Arizona Cardinals ownership and head coach Kliff Kingsbury.

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