Tag: Injury

Keanu Neal Penalized for Unsportsmanlike Achilles Injury

by Alex Poletti

Keanu Neal’s 2019 season was tragically cut short on Sunday after he suffered a painful, non-contact Achilles injury during the second quarter of the 24-27 loss against the Indianapolis Colts. As if things couldn’t get any worse, the refs hit the 2016 first rounder with an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty.

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Trout and Yelich Not Done for Season, Just Going to MVP Farm Upstate

by Alex Poletti

With news that Mike Trout will undergo surgery on his right foot, both the American and National League MVP favorites will not play another game for the remainder of 2019. However, the commissioner has assured fans that Trout and Christian Yelich aren’t done for the season, but just resting at a lovely MVP farm upstate.

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World Somehow Still Surprised by DeMarcus Cousins Injury

by Alex Poletti

Despite a lengthy injury history that has limited DeMarcus Cousins to less than 55 games in each of the last four seasons, the basketball world was somehow still surprised by an injury to the Lakers center during preseason workouts.

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Jake Arrieta Seeks President Trump for Second Opinion on Bone Spur

by Alex Poletti

Debating whether to end his season and operate on a marble-sized bone spur in his throwing arm amid a heated NL wild card race, Phillies pitcher Jake Arrieta sought the opinion of a man with intimate knowledge of the issue: President Donald Trump.

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Kentucky Derby Favorite “Omaha Beach” Scratched From Field, Still Expected to Be Glue of Horse Racing

by Alex Poletti

After winning the Arkansas Derby and Rebel Stakes earlier this year, Kentucky Derby favorite Omaha Beach was scratched with a breathing issue on Wednesday. Trainer Richard Mandella has promised that Omaha Beach will still be instrumental in the world of horse racing going forward.

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