Tag: Injury

World Somehow Still Surprised by DeMarcus Cousins Injury

by Alex Poletti

Despite a lengthy injury history that has limited DeMarcus Cousins to less than 55 games in each of the last four seasons, the basketball world was somehow still surprised by an injury to the Lakers center during preseason workouts.

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Jake Arrieta Seeks President Trump for Second Opinion on Bone Spur

by Alex Poletti

Debating whether to end his season and operate on a marble-sized bone spur in his throwing arm amid a heated NL wild card race, Phillies pitcher Jake Arrieta sought the opinion of a man with intimate knowledge of the issue: President Donald Trump.

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Kentucky Derby Favorite “Omaha Beach” Scratched From Field, Still Expected to Be Glue of Horse Racing

by Alex Poletti

After winning the Arkansas Derby and Rebel Stakes earlier this year, Kentucky Derby favorite Omaha Beach was scratched with a breathing issue on Wednesday. Trainer Richard Mandella has promised that Omaha Beach will still be instrumental in the world of horse racing going forward.

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Troy Tulowitzki Tears UCL While Skipping Rocks in the Hudson River; Requires Tommy John Surgery

by Luke DePalatis

Just five games into his tenure with the New York Yankees, team doctors announced that former All-Star shortstop Troy Tulowitzki will be sidelined for the remainder of the regular season after tearing his ulnar cruciate ligament (UCL) while skipping rocks in the Hudson river.

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