Tag: Kevin Durant

Kevin Durant Wages Twitter War Against Stray Cat Who Looked at Him Wrong

by Alex Poletti
Photo by Nicole Sweeta / USA TODAY Sports

With an entire year with nothing to do but tweet as his team struggles around him, Brooklyn Nets superstar Kevin Durant has waged a Twitter war against a stray cat in his neighborhood who looked at him the wrong way.

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Kevin Durant to Don No. 7 in Brooklyn, Representing How Many Games He’ll Play Next Year

by Alex Poletti

In the first photo shoot with free-agent acquisition Kevin Durant, Brooklyn Nets fans were treated to a surprise, as the All-NBA forward traded in his iconic jersey no. 35, for a sleek no. 7. In an exclusive interview with The Second String, the NBA champ explains that the number represents how many games he expects to play with the Nets in 2020.

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Public Should’ve Seen Brooklyn Signing Coming After 2017 Photos of Kevin Durant in Beanie, Non-Prescription Glasses

by Alex Poletti

As the shock of the Nets-Kevin Durant signing begins to fade, analysts now realize that the signing was inevitable, given the increasing percentage of hipster mannerisms and apparel choices over the past few years.

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New York Knicks Unveil 2019 Lineup, Featuring Cardboard Cutouts of Kevin Durant, Zion Williamson

by Alex Poletti

After a decidedly difficult offseason, the New York Knicks unveiled their formidable lineup for the 2019-2020 season, which includes first-round draft pick R.J. Barrett and cardboard cutouts of Kevin Durant and Zion Williamson.

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Breaking: Raptors Hired Tonya Harding to Give Warriors Nancy Kerrigan Treatment

by Alex Poletti

In a shocking discovery by two San Francisco private investigators, a conspiracy has been revealed in which the Toronto Raptors hired Tonya Harding as a consultant to injure several members of the Golden State Warriors team, including Kevin Durant, Klay Thompson and DeMarcus Cousins.

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‘I Don’t Know Where I’m Playing Next Year’ says KD While Covering Up Knicks Apparel

by Alex Poletti

In a press conference Thursday, Warriors forward Kevin Durant repeatedly stated that he had not yet made up his mind about where he will play next year, all while hiding his various Knicks items from the press.

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