Tag: Los Angeles Rams

BREAKING: Sean McVay to Return to Work as Underwear Model Following Disappointing Season

by Alex Poletti
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Amidst a disappointing 8-7 season which just saw the Rams officially eliminated from the playoffs, head coach Sean McVay announced to The Second String that he will return to his old job as a hand and underwear model instead of helming the Los Angeles franchise.

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Jalen Ramsey Finds Home Among Other Assholes in Los Angeles

by Alex Poletti

Cornerback Jalen Ramsey now calls the beautiful beaches of Southern California home after being dealt from the Jacksonville Jaguars to the Los Angeles Rams for two first-round picks and a fourth. This is the perfect ending for Ramsey, who now finds himself in good company among the biggest divas and douchebags America has to offer.

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