Tag: Miami Dolphins

With Tua Off the Board, Chargers Select Flaming Pile of Trash at Sixth Overall

by Alex Poletti
Photo by Gary A. Vasquez-USA TODAY Sports

Hoping their future franchise quarterback would fall past the Miami Dolphins, the Los Angeles Chargers watched their dreams of Tua Tagovailoa playing in a mid-size soccer stadium on Thursday night. Instead of drafting a legitimate quarterback or trying to build the rest of their team with the next pick, the Chargers opted to select a literal flaming pile of trash at sixth overall. Continue reading “With Tua Off the Board, Chargers Select Flaming Pile of Trash at Sixth Overall”

Tua Tagovailoa Breaks Hip Accepting Zoom Call from Miami Dolphins

by Alex Poletti
Photo by Getty Images

Tua Tagovailoa’s NFL career is already off to a rocky start. After getting drafted by the Miami Dolphins with the fifth overall pick, the Alabama quarterback broke his hip trying to accept a zoom call invitation from his future team. Continue reading “Tua Tagovailoa Breaks Hip Accepting Zoom Call from Miami Dolphins”

SeaWorld Takes Solace in Fact That They Don’t Mistreat Dolphins as Bad as Stephen M. Ross

by Alex Poletti
Photo by Charles Trainor Jr./Miami Herald/Tribune News Service via Getty Images

Under fire for their cruel mistreatment of sea life, the popular Florida tourist attraction SeaWorld Orlando has taken solace in the fact that they don’t treat the dolphins as poorly as Miami football franchise owner Stephen M. Ross.

Continue reading “SeaWorld Takes Solace in Fact That They Don’t Mistreat Dolphins as Bad as Stephen M. Ross”