Tag: New York Jets

New York Jets Fire Adam Gase in Fancy Restaurant So He Won’t Make a Scene

by Alex Poletti
Photo by Ron Chenoy 

In a move the football world has seen coming since before the season began, the New York Jets have decided to part ways with head coach Adam Gase after an abysmal season. Hoping to avoid making a scene, the Jets decided to conduct this meeting at a fancy restaurant. Continue reading “New York Jets Fire Adam Gase in Fancy Restaurant So He Won’t Make a Scene”

Fantasy Owner Spends All of Couples Therapy Talking about Jamison Crowder

by Alex Poletti
Photo by NBC Sports

Though the session started out with high hopes, fantasy football player Dave and his wife Sarah Tisdale’s weekly couples therapy appointment was quickly derailed by Dave’s inability to talk about anything else but Jets wide receiver Jamison Crowder, whose two-touchdown game ended his season in his league’s semifinals.

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Le’Veon Bell Says Sam Darnold ‘Reminds Me of Myself,’ Mainly Because They Both Can’t Throw

by Alex Poletti

After a preseason practice, new Jets acquisition Le’Veon Bell complimented the franchise’s quarterback, former first-rounder Sam Darnold, saying he reminds Bell “a lot of myself.” Bell expounded that the USC product reminds Bell of himself because they both can’t accurately throw a football.

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