Tag: NHL

Blues Series Win Reminds St. Louis Citizens They Have More Than One Pro Sports Team

by Alex Poletti

After a thrilling game seven win against the Dallas Stars in Round Two of the NHL playoffs, citizens of St. Louis are discovering they have more than one professional sports franchise in operation.

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Golden Knights Sue Logan Couture, Barclay Goodrow for Not Performing Heimlich Maneuver During Epic Choke

by Alex Poletti

After a crushing overtime defeat at the hands of the San Jose Sharks, the Las Vegas Golden Knights have announced their intent to sue Sharks centermen Logan Couture and Barclay Goodrow for negligence after the two hockey players did not perform the Heimlich maneuver when Las Vegas was choking.

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Local Zoo Tries to Protect Last Known Florida Panthers Fan

by Alex Poletti

With his beer gut and Keith Yandle jersey, it may not seem like there’s anything special about 33-year-old Seth Mandurago. However, Zoo Miami has recently created an initiative to keep Seth safe after it was discovered that he is the last remaining Florida Panthers fan.

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