Tag: Pittsburgh Steelers

Steelers Fan Tragically Reaches Antonio Brown Stage of Cancer Diagnosis

by Alex Poletti

Lifelong Steelers fan Preston McGaghie received some heartbreaking news this week when his doctor confirmed that his Kidney Cancer had reached the dreaded Antonio Brown stage. Given the trajectory of the player after whom this stage is named, it isn’t likely that McGaghie will “be in the league” much longer.

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Man Coming to Heinz Field for Free Mustard Disappointed to Find Pittsburgh Steelers Instead

by Alex Poletti

A spiritual and physical journey reached an abrupt end for Hershey, Pennsylvania, native Jack McCreary on Monday, as he entered the threshold of Heinz Field hoping for an open expanse of mustard, only to find a shitty Pittsburgh Steelers team defeat the Cincinnati Bengals for their first win of the season.

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Antonio Brown Rips Up Old Friendship Bracelet from Ben Roesthlisberger

by Alex Poletti

Antonio Brown just put kerosene on the feud fire with his former teammate Ben Roethlisberger by claiming the two were never friends after the Pittsburgh Steeler hypothesized calling Brown out after a week-12 interception ruined their friendship. To prove that they are not friends and never were, Brown ripped up a handmade friendship bracelet given to him by the six-time Pro-Bowler.

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