Tag: President

2020 Election To Be Decided by Who the Better Golfer

by Alex Poletti

A new amendment passed by Congress last week will repeal the 12th Amendment’s procedure of electing the president via the electoral college and replace it with an 18-hole playoff to determine who is the better golfer. The theory behind the bipartisan bill is that the president does more of golfing than anything else, so the next one should probably be pretty good at it.

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Democratic Debate to Be Held in Style of WWE Super Slam

by Alex Poletti

After disappointing viewership for the first night of the 2019 Democratic Debate, MSNBC has decided to change its tactics by presenting its second debate as a WWE event, in which all ten of the candidates will square off in the ring while shouting about issues such as healthcare and immigration.

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