Tag: Trump

Football Team Somehow Least Embarrassing Thing in Washington DC This Week

by Alex Poletti
Photo by Jerome Miron-USA TODAY Sports

There’s been a reversal of fortune in the nation’s capital this week, as—thanks to an unexpected playoff berth and a LOT of help from a select group of people—the Washington Football Team is no longer the least embarrassing thing in their city. Continue reading “Football Team Somehow Least Embarrassing Thing in Washington DC This Week”

Jake Arrieta Seeks President Trump for Second Opinion on Bone Spur

by Alex Poletti

Debating whether to end his season and operate on a marble-sized bone spur in his throwing arm amid a heated NL wild card race, Phillies pitcher Jake Arrieta sought the opinion of a man with intimate knowledge of the issue: President Donald Trump.

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