Tag: Tua Tagovailoa

With Tua Off the Board, Chargers Select Flaming Pile of Trash at Sixth Overall

by Alex Poletti
Photo by Gary A. Vasquez-USA TODAY Sports

Hoping their future franchise quarterback would fall past the Miami Dolphins, the Los Angeles Chargers watched their dreams of Tua Tagovailoa playing in a mid-size soccer stadium on Thursday night. Instead of drafting a legitimate quarterback or trying to build the rest of their team with the next pick, the Chargers opted to select a literal flaming pile of trash at sixth overall. Continue reading “With Tua Off the Board, Chargers Select Flaming Pile of Trash at Sixth Overall”

Tua Tagovailoa Breaks Hip Accepting Zoom Call from Miami Dolphins

by Alex Poletti
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Tua Tagovailoa’s NFL career is already off to a rocky start. After getting drafted by the Miami Dolphins with the fifth overall pick, the Alabama quarterback broke his hip trying to accept a zoom call invitation from his future team. Continue reading “Tua Tagovailoa Breaks Hip Accepting Zoom Call from Miami Dolphins”

Punter Michael Turk Wows at Combine By Knowing What a Bench Press Is

by Alex Poletti
Photo by AJ Mast/Associated Press

In a day at the NFL combine marked by Henry Ruggs’ 4.27-second 40-yard dash and Jalen Hurts’ all-around impressive showing, the spotlight was stolen by Arizona State punter Michael Turk, who wowed scouts and fans alike by knowing what a bench press is. Continue reading “Punter Michael Turk Wows at Combine By Knowing What a Bench Press Is”

Tua Tagovailoa Declares for Draft, to Become First Quarterback to Run Wheelchair-Assisted Combine

by Alex Poletti
Photo by Jasen Vinlove-USA TODAY Sports

After a season of adversity, star junior quarterback Tua Tagovailoa took the leap of faith and declared for the NFL draft. However, his hip injury against Mississippi State in November is still nagging him, which means he will become the first quarterback to participate in the combine while in a wheelchair.

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If Football Career Ends, At Least Tua Tagovailoa Still Has Art History Degree from Alabama

by Alex Poletti
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The worst fears of Crimson Tide fans came to fruition on Saturday, as star quarterback Tua Tagovailoa suffered a hip injury against Mississippi State, ending his season. Though this is a major setback for Tua Tagovailoa, and has the potential to prematurely end his playing career, experts at The Second String believe that Tua will be alright, given his bachelor of arts degree in Art History from the University of Alabama.

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Golden State Warriors Unaware They Can’t Tank for Tua Tagovailoa

by Alex Poletti
Photo by Noah Graham

Over the course of human history, an axiom holds true: all dynasties fall. For the 2019 Golden State Warriors, this hits especially hard. Despite losing Steph Curry for the season, leaving only Draymond Green to lead a squad of G League-level players, Golden State remains surprisingly optimistic. An insider reports to The Second String that optimism remains high because the Warriors don’t know they can’t tank for a chance to draft Tua Tagovailoa.

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