Tag: Warriors

‘I Don’t Know Where I’m Playing Next Year’ says KD While Covering Up Knicks Apparel

by Alex Poletti

In a press conference Thursday, Warriors forward Kevin Durant repeatedly stated that he had not yet made up his mind about where he will play next year, all while hiding his various Knicks items from the press.

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Trail Blazers Reveal Plan for Seth Curry to Tell Mom if Steph Beats Him Too Badly

by Alex Poletti

In a press conference after Thursday’s loss to the Golden State Warriors in the Western Conference Finals, Portland head coach Terry Stotts unveiled his plan to defend against two-time MVP Steph Curry by having his younger brother, Trail Blazers guard Seth Curry, tell their mom Steph is beating him up.

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Scouting Report: De’Andre Hunter Has Defense, Lacks Eye-Poking Ability to be Next Draymond Green

by Alex Poletti

With the NBA draft under two months away, The Second String brings a new series where our team of analysts dissects every aspect of a prospect’s game to see if they are really worth a top ten lottery pick. Here’s our pick for number four: Continue reading “Scouting Report: De’Andre Hunter Has Defense, Lacks Eye-Poking Ability to be Next Draymond Green”

Draymond Green Clearly Doesn’t Understand Phrase ‘Eye for an Eye’

by Alex Poletti

Within minutes of game three against the Houston Rockets, Draymond Green poked MVP-candidate James Harden’s right eye, just one game after causing a laceration in his left. In a postgame interview with The Second String, Green explained that this was “an eye for an eye,” showing he has a complete lack of understanding of the phrase.

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Draymond Green Punches Hall of Fame Ticket with Phenomenal 15-Point Showing

by Alex Poletti

Warriors forward Draymond Green proved again on Tuesday why he is a first ballot Hall of Famer after putting up a mind-blowing 15 points against the Houston Rockets in game two of the Western Conference Semifinals.

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Jordan Bell Linked to Underground Candle Trafficking Ring

by Alex Poletti

Golden State Warriors player Jordan Bell was suspended for one game last week after the team discovered he charged a $15 candle to the hotel room of assistant head coach Mike Brown. The story seemed a little too innocent, so The Second String did some research and came across a startling discovery.

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